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Your new robotic companion Speed Dial 800 is a hyperactive fast talker, the sort of guy who just cant help bu be friendly to everyone. Superior hypersonics allow him to piggyback a signal on local wireless connections in order to transmit sensitive info to his allies. Be sure you've got a lot of time if you go online at night though; He's sure to text you with a lot to say.